If you're going to have sex on this corner it's gonna have to be a quickie

Sam & Justin Setting up/ Vinnie and Scott Nobody

Tonight venue, The Petting Zoo in Albuquerque

A sad day in America, nothing left to sell

The aftermath of an alien cow slaughter

The tour is over we've found a new calling

Mecha-Godzilla is ready to protect us from the Asian invasion

We stole their land, now they steal our money. All we wanted was gas

My seat till we reach L.A. (Not the actual seat, but the speaker)

Even before the tour starts Sam can't keep the groupies off him