Tuesday, March 31, 2009

If you're going to have sex on this corner it's gonna have to be a quickie

Sam & Justin Setting up/ Vinnie and Scott Nobody

Tonight venue, The Petting Zoo in Albuquerque
A sad day in America, nothing left to sell
The aftermath of an alien cow slaughter
The tour is over we've found a new calling
Mecha-Godzilla is ready to protect us from the Asian invasion
We stole their land, now they steal our money. All we wanted was gas
My seat till we reach L.A. (Not the actual seat, but the speaker)
Even before the tour starts Sam can't keep the groupies off him